September 2012
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cloud-bending:
shavingryansprivates:
apparently someone stole 30 million dollars worth of maple syrup in canada
i don’t have a punchline for that
now that’s what I call a STICKY SITUATION
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Because you believe something is wrong, doesn’t mean you make it illegal.
–
Brian Brown, President of the National Organization for Marriage on why divorce should be legal, while accidentally crushing his own argument against marriage equality. (via)
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loki-and-thor-have:
hiimandersonandilikedinosaurs:
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hiiddles:
I love how you can hear nothing from the Sherlock fandom for months, and then suddenly they pop up and just take over.
Oh hunny, we’ve always been here.
Waiting.
The fandom that waited.
We lurk in the shadows with the Doctor Who fandom
Once they awaken from their dark sleep and begin emerging
We follow...
August 2012
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xbellarose:
welcometomydivision:
flightsofwonder:
shawsdavid:
on a scale of one to Dean, how much do you hate yourself?
Somewhere between Bruce Banner and the Doctor.
This post is so far away from okay it physically hurts
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Message to Tumblr Staff,
staff:
asdfelicia:
glitter-ler:
staff:
hanawasakura:
Remove post limit.
Remove message limits.
Include instant chat on Tumblr website.
Stop spams.
Remove “Link Facebook”.
Love from all Tumblr users.
no
staff why
HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT
because fuck you that’s why
Normal people flirting: hey youre cute we should go out sometime (;
Me trying to flirt: so do you like bread
harperowen:
“neil armstrong was the first human to set foot on the moon”
bbc news knows something we don’t
livin-la-vida-lokiii:
so there i was walking home when something caught my attention across the road
hmm what is that
hold on is that… no it cant be
nope
NOPE
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shavingryansprivates:
how to break a cat
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shubbabang:
villainsgoleft:
literallygamzeeirl:
ok but look at karkat
and then look at sollux
karkat tucks his shirt in
but his pants also don’t have a fly like sollux’
does that mean he’s wearing sweatpants
does that mean karkat tucks his shirt into his sweatpants
The last day of the week, which was held sacred to Loki, was known in the Norse...
– Myths of the Norse Men by H. A. Guerber
Guys, Loki does have his day of the week!
(via inkheartsilence)
SATURDAY IS LOKI DAY.
IT’S THE DAY WHERE WE DO WHAT WE WANT.
(via consulting-anachronist)
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leeoonnn:
OHMYGOD
buttgenie:
writeworld:
Instead of whispered, consider:
murmured
mumbled
muttered
breathed
sighed
hissed
mouthed
uttered
intoned
susurrated
purred
said in an undertone
gasped
hinted
said low
said into someone’s ear
said softly
said under one’s breath
said in hushed tones
insinuated
aye lil mama let me insinuate in ya ear
hotbutterpopcorn:
I always feel like I’m so boring
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There’s no time for romance, we have shit to Avenge.
– Scarlett Johansson,
on the lack of romantic subplot in The Avengers.
(via imwalkerbait)
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Remember that episode of Spongebob, where Spongebob and Mr. Krabs thought they killed the health inspector, but instead of calling the police, they taught children it’s okay to just bury the body instead.
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