August 2012
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I’m just saying, if Kristen Stewart’s life and career are ruined by this bizarre cheating scandal while Chris Brown continues to make money, we have failed as a society and everyone should feel deeply ashamed of themselves.
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We don’t lift weights in order to look hot, especially for the likes of men like...
– Zoe Smith, 18 year old weightlifter currently representing Great Britain at the Olympics, responding to tweets labelling her muscles “unattractive” and “unfeminine”. (via monkeyknifefight (via seamonsterwoman)
July 2012
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Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger...
– George Carlin (via sexreeducated)
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On Tumblr ignoring racial abuse.
dionthesocialist:
Read the whole thing on The Black Kids Table.
It looks like everyone on Tumblr’s support staff failed basic Civics and Economics, so let me tell you how freedom of speech works. Your freedoms end where mine begin. You may have the right to blog all you want about Neo-Nazism and Culturalism, but the moment you enter someone else’s space and threaten them, you have...
st3phascope:
master-dik:
i don’t know how to survive school anymore
ever since ned’s declassified was canceled it’s been hard
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why does everything cost money
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gatiss:
lastofthetimeladies:
breakfastatbequiettiffany:
bawbag:
In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin
This is the most UK-centric sentence I’ve ever seen written
In primary school when you and your mate would pretend to sharpen your woody pointy writer-downers to have a jolly good chin wag at the bin
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how to draw
tavrosspeedo:
1. get out paper and a pencil
2. cry in a corner
buttgenie:
i want to be in a sassy group of internet friends where we all have big skype calls together and we play video games together and we do livestreams together and we tinychat together wow i want friends
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THE SIGNIFICANCE OF PLOT WITHOUT CONFLICT
veracity24:
In the West, plot is commonly thought to revolve around conflict: a confrontation between two or more elements, in which one ultimately dominates the other. The standard three- and five-act plot structures—which permeate Western media—have conflict written into their very foundations. A “problem” appears near the end of the first act; and, in the second act,...
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parasailin-sarahpalin:
just a friendly reminder that there are 15 and 16 year old Olympians and we’re all here in our rooms running our blogs
at least were running
Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
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Guys, I am begging right now.
littleartemis:
wingeddildos:
See that current amount due?
Well, as of sometime this past week, that’s what it is again.
Ok, story time.
So, today, I went to financial aid to take care of my independent status application, but since they lost the other letter I need, that’s been put off until next week. I asked them how much I still owed on my bill, confident that I would hear $1300...
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So, Aladdin was on TV last night...
crimson-firecat:
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halfempty15:
I CAN SHOW YOU THIS SPOOOORT
EARTH, FIRE AND WATER
TELL ME KORRA, NOW WHEN DID YOU LAST
SEE SOME MOVES LIKE THESE?
I CAN SHOW YOU SOME TRICKS
TAKE YOU KNOCKOUT BY KNOCKOUT
OVER BACKWARDS AND UNDER
WE KNOCK THEM BACK INTO THE DRAIN!
A WINNING SCOOORE,
WE’RE ON OUR WAY TO THE TOURNAMENT!
NO ONE TO TELL US NO
EXCEPT TAHNO
BUT...
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